What are novelty sex toys for, if not to ruin the innocent childhood joys you hold dear?
If the Pokemon sex toys didn’t do the trick, never fear – for Star Wars sex toys are here.
Geeky Sex Toys, the same brand behind the aforementioned Pokemoan range and unicorn horn dildos, has just brought out an eleven-toy range in honour of the upcoming Star Wars film, called Star Toys.
There’s all kinds of exciting stuff on offer, all designed with Star Wars references in mind.
Think a lightsaber style masturbation sleeve, a ‘dildoda’ (Yoda dildo, obviously), a space station ball gag, and all manner of themed vibrators and dildos.
There’s also Dark Side bondage kit, packed with restraints and floggers, because you know Kylo Ren is into a bit of BDSM.
‘This year we had a bunch of requests for different types of sex toys based around villian characters,’ said Geeky Sex Toys co-founder Emma ‘We decided that our Star Toys range was a great way to introduce a new level of kink to our products.’
Emma said her favourite of the collection is the Darth Vibrator, which is, as the name suggests, a vibrator that looks like Darth Vader.
We’re fans of the C3-PO butt plug.
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What are novelty sex toys for, if not to ruin the innocent childhood joys you hold dear?
If the Pokemon sex toys didn’t do the trick, never fear – for Star Wars sex toys are here.
Geeky Sex Toys, the same brand behind the aforementioned Pokemoan range and unicorn horn dildos, has just brought out an eleven-toy range in honour of the upcoming Star Wars film, called Star Toys.
There’s all kinds of exciting stuff on offer, all designed with Star Wars references in mind.
Think a lightsaber style masturbation sleeve, a ‘dildoda’ (Yoda dildo, obviously), a space station ball gag, and all manner of themed vibrators and dildos.
There’s also Dark Side bondage kit, packed with restraints and floggers, because you know Kylo Ren is into a bit of BDSM.
‘This year we had a bunch of requests for different types of sex toys based around villian characters,’ said Geeky Sex Toys co-founder Emma ‘We decided that our Star Toys range was a great way to introduce a new level of kink to our products.’
Emma said her favourite of the collection is the Darth Vibrator, which is, as the name suggests, a vibrator that looks like Darth Vader.
We’re fans of the C3-PO butt plug.
MORE: Why one man is launching a gender-neutral online sex toy store
MORE: A beginner’s guide to rimming
MORE: It’s totally OK to like pegging if you’re a straight man – 7 guys tells us why
